Tuesday, 26 January 2010
The Nativity According to Ellen
Ellen tells the story of the Nativity with the aid of the almost obligatory blanket on the head and an inconveniently placed balloon. Her version is surprisingly accurate. Mostly.
Saturday, 23 January 2010
At Work with Daddy
Ellen's first work experience included some high-powered executive colouring and some very productive strategic bin-filling, and (later in the day) the following conversation:
ELLEN: Mummy, I'm going to go to work when I am a big girl.
MUMMY: What work would you like to do?
ELLEN: Colouring.
(Nice work if you can get it...)
Monday, 18 January 2010
Wednesday, 6 January 2010
Saturday, 2 January 2010
Spam Spam Spam Spam
Currently Ellen's most very favourite thing, thanks to Uncle Pete. Anyone phoning our house is likely to get Ellen shouting "Spam Spam Bacon and Spam" down the phone at them.
Friday, 1 January 2010
Having Friends Round for Brunch
Jokes by Ellen
Why did the light fly in the sky?
Because it was a flying light!
Why did the elephant go to town?
Because it was funny!
(We think Mr Izzard can sleep soundly for a few more years...)
Because it was a flying light!
Why did the elephant go to town?
Because it was funny!
(We think Mr Izzard can sleep soundly for a few more years...)
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